Hmmm

Cazart

Peace

Signing out.

Odes

I heard about the mystery of B-flat the other day and I've been researching. Check it out. Animals respond to it when no other note will initiate a reaction. A black hole is eminating the note in the Perseus constellation as others may be as well. The more I look into it the more I find. The "ohm" sound that the old guru on the tibetan plateau is sounding - you guessed it, B-flat.

Try it yourself. It sounds really good. Amplify it into a corner. Go into a stairwell and sound it. Sit by yourself and do the Ohm. My plants love it. My kid just sits and stares at me. No telling what he's thinking.

Cheers,
Odes

Do You Apply a Stamp if You Make Serious Yellow in the Mail Slot?

The second Mardi Gras since Hurricane Katrina is expected to attract a much larger crowd than last year's — so the availability of toilets during the celebration has once again become an issue.
The problem is one of simple biology and geography. Take about 1 million people; turn them loose on the streets with plenty of beer and few bathrooms.
Between Friday and Tuesday, 28 parades will roll in the metropolitan area. And the problem of where to pee is so prevalent that New Orleans singer Benny Grunch even wrote a song about it —Ain't No Place To Pee On Mardi Gras Day.
Author Julie Smith gave valuable advice." tape the mail slot closed," she said. "Our house was right on the street, but they had people peeing though the mail slot."
Ronnie Jones has witnessed the problem first hand. "You have big crowds taking in a lot of liquid, losing a lot of inhibitions, and very few readily available facilities," he said.

I suggest Gatorade bottles, handy and recyclable - Cazart

Fuck You, Fuck You Fuck You, you're cool, Fuck You................

Quitting in style

It's Called A Rest Area, Very Useful, Practical.

OK, a few quick comments on the astronaut lady who tried to kill her boyfriend’s girlfriend. This is so bizarre on so many different levels it’s tough to know where to start.

First, the tubing has to be for the purpose of dismemberment. This lady was like Serial Mom. These are the people we are blasting into space? We should leave them there. Make a little criminal colony on the Space Station, sort of like Australia. But I digress.

The second comment is about the diapers, so she could make the long drive to kill her rival. At first I though this strange but then I thought about it and realized she’s used to diapers. Astronauts probably use them all the time. Maybe she makes her kids still use them!!!!! So the question becomes, were they NASA issued diapers? I think it’s funny when monkeys wear diapers. And dogs and cats too. Fuuuunnnnnyyyyyy.

It was a well thought out plan, lots of ins and outs and what have yous. Just like I like em. Today she was issued a space age GPS tracking system and released. Luckily she has also been grounded from flights and training because who knows if the tracking thing works in space. I mean, she could get away up there. They definitely need to keep her grounded.

I’m just saying. (Here is a link that tells you how to diapers on a monkey).

http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.primatecare.com/diaper1.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.primatecare.com/ctips3.htm&h=212&w=323&sz=10&hl=en&sig2=3T4Y-cUvusKsBzPL104XXg&start=5&tbnid=dlWXyHqJAQ2ZGM:&tbnh=77&tbnw=118&ei=ukbJRZChO4iOJJ2G-YAO&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dmonkey%2Bdiaper%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den

Caption this Photo from The Cat Club