OK, a few quick comments on the astronaut lady who tried to kill her boyfriend’s girlfriend. This is so bizarre on so many different levels it’s tough to know where to start.
First, the tubing has to be for the purpose of dismemberment. This lady was like Serial Mom. These are the people we are blasting into space? We should leave them there. Make a little criminal colony on the Space Station, sort of like Australia. But I digress.
The second comment is about the diapers, so she could make the long drive to kill her rival. At first I though this strange but then I thought about it and realized she’s used to diapers. Astronauts probably use them all the time. Maybe she makes her kids still use them!!!!! So the question becomes, were they NASA issued diapers? I think it’s funny when monkeys wear diapers. And dogs and cats too. Fuuuunnnnnyyyyyy.
It was a well thought out plan, lots of ins and outs and what have yous. Just like I like em. Today she was issued a space age GPS tracking system and released. Luckily she has also been grounded from flights and training because who knows if the tracking thing works in space. I mean, she could get away up there. They definitely need to keep her grounded.
I’m just saying. (Here is a link that tells you how to diapers on a monkey).
http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.primatecare.com/diaper1.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.primatecare.com/ctips3.htm&h=212&w=323&sz=10&hl=en&sig2=3T4Y-cUvusKsBzPL104XXg&start=5&tbnid=dlWXyHqJAQ2ZGM:&tbnh=77&tbnw=118&ei=ukbJRZChO4iOJJ2G-YAO&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dmonkey%2Bdiaper%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den
First, the tubing has to be for the purpose of dismemberment. This lady was like Serial Mom. These are the people we are blasting into space? We should leave them there. Make a little criminal colony on the Space Station, sort of like Australia. But I digress.
The second comment is about the diapers, so she could make the long drive to kill her rival. At first I though this strange but then I thought about it and realized she’s used to diapers. Astronauts probably use them all the time. Maybe she makes her kids still use them!!!!! So the question becomes, were they NASA issued diapers? I think it’s funny when monkeys wear diapers. And dogs and cats too. Fuuuunnnnnyyyyyy.
It was a well thought out plan, lots of ins and outs and what have yous. Just like I like em. Today she was issued a space age GPS tracking system and released. Luckily she has also been grounded from flights and training because who knows if the tracking thing works in space. I mean, she could get away up there. They definitely need to keep her grounded.
I’m just saying. (Here is a link that tells you how to diapers on a monkey).
http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.primatecare.com/diaper1.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.primatecare.com/ctips3.htm&h=212&w=323&sz=10&hl=en&sig2=3T4Y-cUvusKsBzPL104XXg&start=5&tbnid=dlWXyHqJAQ2ZGM:&tbnh=77&tbnw=118&ei=ukbJRZChO4iOJJ2G-YAO&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dmonkey%2Bdiaper%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den
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Well, I guess the internets don't work in this part of Missouri. Blogger still won't let me come in through the front door, so I'm trying the back door.
It worked! I'm in. Now I forgot why I came here. I have nothing to say.
You just like monkeys in diapers too. Welcome back.
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