I hate Blogs. I love Drew, but blogging is for people who don't have enough interest in writing songs, masturbating, or......
I am writing this one and only entry just to say "I did it". I don't expect anyone to read it or comment on it.
IF YOU WANT TO WRITE SOMETHING, OR EXPRESS YOURSELF:
1) go to the Brooklyn bridge and write a poem with spray paint
2) get a tatoo
3) write a book
4) go to the library and write in the margins a book (something sarcastic), then return it to the library
5) Kill someone, and then write a "death message" on their forehead with a Sharpie Marker for the police to ponder
I'm done. I have more beer to drink.
C ya...wouldn't want to B ya.
Mike Fucking Schoen
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4 comments:
1. Brooklyn is so far away
2. My momma says only murderers like OJ (who Janet blew) gets tattoos.
3. You spelled tattoo wrong in #2.
4. Noted.
5. Would ruin the sausage Monkey Boy.
Hi Mike. I knew you would come back to check the comments.
Mike,
Band practice is canceled.
Indefinitely.
If you have any questions dial 911
Hey Mike,
Ask your wife what "juice" tastes like......
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