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Wednesday, December 27, 2006

I Like to Smoke In Bed


MEN would rather watch TV in bed than have sex, a survey claims.
They also spend more time reading, talking and working under the sheets than romping.
Telly topped the list with sex in sixth spot.
Even playing computer games came higher than nookie on the list of men’s most frequent bedtime antics.
But women listed sex higher on their list — second only to reading in a bed company’s survey.
Body language expert Flic Everett said: “It doesn’t surprise me that women want more sex than men. It’s a myth that men have a bigger sexual appetite.
“But Brits are becoming more adventurous and sex is no longer a bedroom-only activity.”

What would the patrons of Eutopia rather do in bed?

Cazart

3 comments:

Ares said...

Fart.

Bleeder said...

I only smole in bed if I happen to be on fire. Sex is really an act to be done on any flat surface, so call me romantic, but in bed I am very fond of SLEEP.

Anonymous said...

I like eating crackers