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Tuesday, December 19, 2006

List of Big Things . . .



. . . that we mock, belittle or ignore that will actually have a quite serious impact on our lives, or at least on our children's lives.





The candidates so far:


Global Warming


Religion


Corn (don't even get me started)


Anti-authoritarianism


Space Travel



We could be asking for trouble.

3 comments:

Drew said...

You should add bananas. Entire civilizations rely upon this staple that may soon be extinct.

I don't want to live in a world with no bananas.

Bleeder said...

So let me make sure I understand this:

The corn ambush will result is a rectal procedure making ears go through ears. It sounds pleasant.

The big issue we need to look out for: The Chinese. Lets analyse this further. The entire 1.4 Billion populaton of China has been asked until recently to only have one child. So now there are MANY more boys than girls. This will make for several new issues:

1. Gay Chinese Boys (RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!)
2. Wars to get Women (Northern Russia probably)
3. Little Emperor boys who have been given EVERYTHING and will eventually be leaders. How do you relate to someone like that diplomatically?

Drew said...

If we're lucky in ten years their youth will become as useless as ours.