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Tuesday, December 12, 2006

Live Longer

Reduce your chance of becoming someone's sausage by 18%.

. . . drinking a moderate amount of alcohol — up to four drinks per day in
men and two drinks per day in women — reduces the risk of death from any cause
by roughly 18 percent, the team reports in the Archives of Internal
Medicine.


4 comments:

Drew said...

Now this is useful information.

I'd do anything from becoming sausage. And I'm actually skilled at drinking.

Although, if we get stuck somewhere, and I'm dead. You can eat me. But only if I'm dead. If I'm alive we'll share a thigh or something.

Ares said...

I believe that you just sincerely offered for me to eat you. I think you meant it.

Never, never again shall you harbor any such ahborrent thoughts.

Disgusting.

Good day, sir. Be gone, now.

p.s. I said Good Day!

Ted Gaczinsky said...

As long as it does not reduce the size of my Sausage by 18%... I'm all in.

Drew said...

If I live another ten years I'll be pickled. Yummy.