Ok so I am cruising around looking at bullshit on craigslist. I happened upon the Casual Encounters section to see what kind of crap people put on there.
I thought this one may be enjoyable to all.

some people are just fucking wrong. Please read for yourself, and feel free to add any additional comments that you may have

Female looking to give blumpkin to nice looking guy this this evening or early tomorrow morning. (frat guy or guys in suits a big plus). I posted this ad last week and met two really nice guys, so I thought I would try again this week, I'm located in a nice building and you could come up to my place and we could use my bathroom, or we could find a public bathroom somewhere like a coffee shop, or even in the park after dark. I just want to feel you sliding down my throat as I kneel in front of you. When you are ready to come, I want you to stuff it deep into my throat and hold my head while I rub my wet clit on your leg, then I want you to release from both ends. I want to gag three times -once when you put your hard shaft down my throat, then once when you fill the bowl with your bowel movement ,and finally when you first spurt down my throat into my stomach. I like it as smelly as possible while I'm swallowing and rubbing myself on your hairy leg. If you can eat tyes of food that make you produce a lot of gas or really smelly movements, that would be ideal. I know other girls may think this is gross, but I really enjoy the smell and I usually get really wet whenever I even smell a fart from a good looking guy. I know some guys think this is freaky, but I don't care, its what I really like. I just like staring at your steamy mess afterwards. It would be great if you could plan toeat a big meal several hours before you come over so you can have an explosive BM. Its nice if we do this at my place, so I can close the bathroom door and keep your scent inside my house after you are gone, but its also fun to do this in public restrooms. I would really love to do this with guys who can take a huge dump while ejaculating. Also if you want to leave me with a condom full you of your left over sperm I would love to have it to swallow after you are gone. I know I sound freaky, but I'm really a normal girl,I just got into giving blumpkins at college and it is the only way I can have an intense orgasm.If you don't know what a blumpkin is, or if you aren't interested in receiving one, then we probably aren't a match. Please send me a pic if you are interested and let me know what day/time works for you and how you would like things to go during our meeting.