Some people are genius, others are smart, the rest of us are mediocre. This is all fine because we ALL take a dip in the stupid pool. Some of us end up on the Darwin Awards, others just end up cutting me off in traffic because the model car they drive doesn't actually come with turn signals.
I'm OK with that. Having dipped in the stupid pool once or twice, once naked for sure, I know I've seen some of you frolicking around with me. Here's some useful advise:
Get out.
Towel off.
Apologize for being stupid for a moment, this will make it more palatable for those who hadn't gone swimming that day.
Since stupid doesn't hurt, at least be humble when you are. I promise to be.
For those of you who find yourselves getting diving gear to test the depths of the stupid pool, know that there is no bottom.
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Geronimo!!!!!
I just like to tread water.
Nice Ares. I had a dream last night you were moving back here. Really soon. Working with us again.
Just last night. Weird huh?
Why don't you cleanse yourself in the Waters of Lake Minnetonka
Bleeder, this is excellent blogging.
Excellent . . . except for the homoerotic dreams of drewcifer.
Hey, I feel warm water, who peed in the Stupid Pool?
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