The pic is a video freeze of when he was sitting in the classroom after he had been informed of the second plane hitting the WTC. You can see the wheels grinding inside his head. Ummm...
This makes me think of something that I can finally say to make my lasting mark on our culture!
I have coined a new expression. An insult. Wait for the reveal.
I get credit because I am like a snowflake and it's my idea. It's a perfect little insult, ditty-like, balanced, a little alliterative, long enough to get your mouth flapping, but short enough to be pithy and memorable. You can't say it at just any occasion, but it works for most occassions. Best yet, it's quite a biting insult if used on the appropriate target when other people can hear. The target group is broad enough to ensure you'll whip this insult out every now and then, but not everyday common so that it just ends up to be a sparkler fading out. And best, best ever, it was insired by the top example of the type of asshole that this insult needs to sting. It can be attached to a visual image as well. George Bush, you're my inspiration. The Number One, the greatest ever, the ultimate target for the new insult. For now, this insult will be both familiar and new. It will be refreshing. We'll feel good. Later, it will be widely cherished and well used. "Ah, a way to understand those times".
Ladies, I know no gentlemen, here it is, now revealed for the first time, the perfect insult for those who are both dumb and evil.
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Dammit! It wasn't a dare, but you went ahead and polluted Drewcifer's blog anyway.
On the other hand, I dig the colors - nicely reflecting the firey gates of hell.
Yeah, I know, but I had to do it.
Thanks, the colors were meant to stir.
The pic is a video freeze of when he was sitting in the classroom after he had been informed of the second plane hitting the WTC. You can see the wheels grinding inside his head. Ummm...
This makes me think of something that I can finally say to make my lasting mark on our culture!
I have coined a new expression. An insult. Wait for the reveal.
I get credit because I am like a snowflake and it's my idea. It's a perfect little insult, ditty-like, balanced, a little alliterative, long enough to get your mouth flapping, but short enough to be pithy and memorable. You can't say it at just any occasion, but it works for most occassions. Best yet, it's quite a biting insult if used on the appropriate target when other people can hear. The target group is broad enough to ensure you'll whip this insult out every now and then, but not everyday common so that it just ends up to be a sparkler fading out. And best, best ever, it was insired by the top example of the type of asshole that this insult needs to sting. It can be attached to a visual image as well. George Bush, you're my inspiration. The Number One, the greatest ever, the ultimate target for the new insult. For now, this insult will be both familiar and new. It will be refreshing. We'll feel good. Later, it will be widely cherished and well used. "Ah, a way to understand those times".
Ladies, I know no gentlemen, here it is, now revealed for the first time, the perfect insult for those who are both dumb and evil.
Shit for brains, stink for soul.
Copywright Pending
I like it.
Well, we can keep this up until Nov 08. Lot's of fun. Woo hoo.
That is what I hate.
Insired is a real word!
It is now. Felt like the right occassion. I'll get credit for something.
Or maybe all us cute little snowflakes look alike after all.
Granted, Odes does have a great visual for this (or maybe he'll make a custom job worthy of the IQBoard - a high honor). We'll call it a tie.
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