My Fetus Ate My Brain

I woke up with half my face bloody and half my skull empty. I'm not sure what happened because they got my short term memory, but this has all the marks of another attack from my cannibalistic psychic zombie fetus Siamese twin and that's why I was late for work. And by 'all the marks" I of course mean all the little fetal bite marks on the side of my head with half of my fucking brains hanging out of them. But that little pickled punk made a big mistake when he left me the parts that know how to rob graves and transplant new, even better brains inside my head. So look out fetus...

Eric Milliken