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7 comments:
"Hey look, this guy's taking our picture." "Huh?, oh yeah, hi."
How's that? Is this some sort of blogger fun that I'm not aware of? You post a picture of yourself and then invite people to caption it? I'm not up on all this "computer stuff."
Wait, how about this...
"I'm really self absorbed and I'm looking for an excuse to post a picture of myself looking cool with my hair and clothes and girlfriend."
Is that better you fucking slacker? Fuck you and your hair and your free time. Fuck you and your disposable income, your nights out drinking and playing music and having fun. How dare you.
By the way, raising kids has been such a rewarding experience. I recommend it to anyone. I also recommend that you wait until your thirties, so that you can spend the last days of your youth broke, exhausted and losing your hair.
I'm not bitter.
Cheers,
Odes
girlfriend or wife?
That's Tavia, my special lady friend.
I'm not sure that look is exactly cool Odes. We sure know how to push your buttons.
This is my thirties?!?!?!?
Ted?
I feel like I just ran into a new person on the island. It's like Lord of the Flies, me on my side with the conch shell and Drewcifer on the other with the face paint and fire dances.
Ted, do you know about black holes?
Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
Drewcifer, I was giving you shit. I seem to be having anger issues lately, it must be the crying baby and the chronically hormonal wife.
No, HAVING hair is cool. I have two choices at this point, the comb-over, or the Jack Nicholson - take it straight back. When you combine that with the beer gut and the murderous conjoined twin fetus protruding from my neck, I'm a sexy man.
However, your free time and disposable income do piss me right the fuck off. If someone out there is getting sleep and having fun, I don't want to hear about it. Goddamnit. I'm trying to be fucking happy over here.
This is me, back on the island. 1,671 miles and baby it's cold outside.
Blogger won't let me play.
Ares
Welcome to the fold Ares, and he's back!!!!
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